Revenge Is Sweet (When a Con Artist trys to con you -Very Funny-)

*Names changed to protect the Ignorant*

-In regards to an ad in Craigslist-

Subject: House Cleaning

From: Angela (Person Being coned)

To: Lola (The Con artist)

Hello, My name is, (We'll call her "Angela") & I am inquiring about the position you
advertised, I have a lot of experience & am interested in doing house
cleaning in the Charlotte area. Please feel free to email me at (cannot say.)

Thank you so much.

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Hi,

Thanks for your interest. I am a very busy woman, i am presently in Egypt for business trip, you will be doing check up of his health every week and staying with him from Monday , to Friday 12 pm -3.00 pm.
He will be moving down here on Oct 19th, i want you to make your self available for the hours, concerning the payment. I am offering $300 weekly additional $50 for your transportation to my house. I want you to get back to me so i can assure i have someone to take care of him for me.
As regards the payment, you will be having a payment in form of bank paper Check through my client ,so my client will send check to the information you will provide.
My client will send you a check that will cover your up front salary and my grandpa flight, in which you will deduct your first week payment as up front salary and the balance will be remitted to his Travelers Agent as regards of his flight schedule to be arranged.
this is just a kind of helping me cause its the same client that's going to issue the payment for you both. I will greatly appreciate your effort if you will be delighted in accepting this offer and as well look forward in having a better service from you. Kindly get back ASAP with the information below required. process can take places.

Regards

From: Angela (Person Being coned)

To: Lola (The Con artist)

what type of care does your grandfather need? Does he need to go to doctor appointments as well?

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Hello , Am happy to finally found good caring caregiver like you for my grandfather and am sure he will be happy to work with you and you will also be happy to work with him. No my grandpa dont go to doctor appointment and what i mean by care is just to make him happy. His health is fine and his a good man that like to laugh a lot. I will let you know once the payment has been issue and send to you and will also let you have the tracking number to track it. If you have any further question pls feel free to ask me. Regards Subject: Payment From: Lola (The Con artist) To: Angela (Person Being coned) Hello Angela , Good morning. I just been told that the Payment has been sent to you & you'll be having it today, here is the UPS tracking # : J226-384-156-9 and you can track it at www.ups.com/us. I want you to deduct your Money ($300 plus $50 for transport) as soon as you got the money cash in your bank and withdraw cash and send the Remaining Money to my grandfather traveling agency through Western Union Money Transfer. I want you to help me get the money to the travel agent as soon as Possible so that he can book my grandpa flight today before the 19th and i can have the travel details for you so you will know when you will pick him up at the airport on the 19th. The payment was sent through UPS courier, and it will be deliver today. Below is the Travel Agent Information to send the Renaming balance to, so that he can start processing my grandpa flight right away. Below is agent information: Name : Joyce Rogers Location : Akron, OH Zip code: 44302 I will be waiting for the Western Union Money Transfer Details of the remaining balance you are to send to the agent such as:- (1) MTCN ( money transfer control number) (2) Actual amount sent after Western Union deduct Transfer fee Thanks From: Angela (Person Being coned) To: Lola (The Con artist) Hello Miss Lola, I just received the money & am now on my way to send it to the travel agent, I will email you when I get home. From: Lola (The Con artist) To: Angela (Person Being coned) Ok i will be looking forward for it. Regards Angela is disabled and needed the money, the UPS truck came to the door and gave her the postal money orders for $1900 she then went on the bus because she doesn't have a car and all her finacial worries drifted away, she arrived at the bank and they told her she has to go to a money order place. She wheeled herself in her elecric wheelchair to the money order. They have no way of her getting her chair inside, she she has to get up and go inside leaving her $6000 chair outside. She goes inside and they tell her she has to go the post office, scooting her way into the post office with a gigantic smile on her face, The clerk called "NEXT!" she lost her breath. "I need to cash this." the clek holds up the money order in the light "this isn't real." her smile drops "what?" "it's not real. It's fake." a tear fell down her cheek "she sent it by UPS, it doesn't make any sense" the manager came to confiscate them while everyone looked at her like they were all saying 'i can't believe you belived that.' another tear fell down her other cheek as the managed confiscated them. as she rode the bus home she promised herself she would get REVENGE. (even though they were fake, the bank would have cashed them, that is where "Lola" would win. *back to the e-mails* From: Angela (Person Being coned) To: Lola (The Con artist) Ok, I cashed the check at my bank, & I will send the money through western union wire transfer tomorrow when I go to walmart. When does he get here & when do I start?

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Hello, My grandpa will be there on 19th of this month. That is why the money should get to the travel agency tomorrow,. So i want you to take your time and get the money send first thing tomorrow mornng so the agent can start processing his trip. I will be looking forward for the details. Regards. From: Angela (Person Being coned) To: Lola (The Con artist) Ok I will. Now, how much do I keep, & how much do I send?

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Hello, You will keep $350 for yourself and will send the rest funds to the information i sent to you earlier, if you want i can send you the information again. Regards. From: Angela (Person Being coned) To: Lola (The Con artist) I understand, although I must pay to wire the money. I'm not sure how much it costs to do that. From: Lola (The Con artist) To: Angela (Person Being coned) Hello, You will find out the cost when you get to Western Union location. You will use inside the money to send the rest. Pls get back with me with the details for the travel agent to pick it up and start the processing now. Regards From: Angela (Person Being coned) To: Lola (The Con artist) Lola, I am so upset, I am very ill,I was going to go to walmart to send the money to the travel agent, but when I woke this morning, I felt so ill I could not walk. I am shaky & nauseated, in so much pain, my doctor says I have the heebee jeebees. I should be better in about 2 days he said, so I will quickly send the money at that time. Thank you for understanding how ill I am. From: Lola (The Con artist) To: Angela (Person Being coned) Hello Angela, I want you to try your possible best to send the money to my grandpa travel agent today so that my grandpa agent will start processing his travel right now and not in 2 days time because she said she need the money right away to start the processing. My grandpa travel trip should be on 19th and before on the 19th the processing should start taken place. Kindly pls try and send the money right now. Regards.

From: Angela (Person Being coned) *WHERE IT GETS SUPER FUNNY!*

To: Lola (The Con artist)

Hello Lola,

try as I might, I simply can not get up out of bed, when I try, my boobs fall to my knees. This is a symptom of the Heebee geebees. If I stay in bed as my doctor ordered, my boobs will stop hitting my knees.

I'm sure you can see the predicament this puts me in, as I am concerned for the health of my ta- tas.

Bazoom health is a major issue in the united states today. Please pray for my breastisis.

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Hello Angela,
You can send someone to go and send the money. The travel agent is waiting for the money so she can start processing my grandfather trip coming this 19th of Oct. I will be looking forward to hear from you.

Regards.

From: Angela (Person Being coned)

To: Lola (The Con artist)

Hello Lola,

I have no one with whom I can trust such a large amount of money with, you wouldn't want someone to steal it would you? No, I think not! I certainly do not want it to be stolen either miss Lola.

Let us be patient, as I recover from the heebeegeebeees, & my knockers return to their rightful place on my chest.
All my love & affection to you & yours,

Angela.

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Take your time and send the money tomorrow morning.Thanks

From: Angela (Person Being coned)

To: Lola (The Con artist)

Yes, I will send it.

From: Lola (The Con artist)

To: Angela (Person Being coned)

Okay send it first thing in the morning

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